The Artist’s Secret is that all art comes from abnormal brains. So if you create art that satisfies your own tastes, you have created for a market of exactly one abnormal person. If you’re lucky, a handful of other freaks get some joy from your creations too. But it won’t be enough to pay your bills. It’s not a career until you learn to create products that normal people like.
Quote by Scott Adams Blog: Comic FAIL/Artist’ Secret
Quote by Martin Creed on Art – The Observer
The H. L. Mencken Page – A Mencken Cornucopia – guide to H. L. Mencken resources on the Web
I believe that the evidence for immortality is no better than the evidence of witches, and deserves no more respect.
The H. L. Mencken Page - A Mencken Cornucopia - guide to H. L. Mencken resources on the Web
Quote on age by Ingmar Bergman
Quote on evolution- Jonathan Meades :: Off-Kilter ep2 2/6
David Keenan Quote by BBC NEWS | Help! I’m a Beatles hater
Quote by The Idler » Idle Idols: Robert Louis Stevenson
Frank Zappa: Rock journalism is people… – The Quotations Page
Rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk for people who can’t read.
Frank Zappa: Rock journalism is people… - The Quotations Page
Quote Werner Herzog on the director’s chair – Times Online
Quote by Quote Details: Arthur Schopenhauer: All truth passes through… – The Quotations Page
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Quote Details: Arthur Schopenhauer: All truth passes through… - The Quotations Page
Quote by Lloyd George – Times Online
Vince Cable/Arab saying on predictions (This is Money)
Dominic West (McNulty) on recognition (Evening Standard)
Quote by Interview: TC Boyle | Culture | The Guardian
Quote by Robert Wagner (Scott Eyman review | Times Online).
Retirement is a collusion between life insurance companies and cruise companies.
Ex-member of Legion of the Cramped (acecast 2006 archive).
Bill [Nelson] is one of the four artists whose fan club I ever was member of and Bill’s Acquitted by Mirrors (a lot of the original content now available online) was excellent — with free vinyl EPs and a good magazine containing writing and artwork by Bill. The three others (as if you were interested) — Durutti Column’s “subscription” service, John Foxx’s “The Service” (both shortliving failures — but I’ll gladly hand over fifteen quid anytime to keep Vini going) and The Cramps’ Legion of the Cramped (which was brilliantly run from Scotland by Lindsay Hutton).
Me, Ex-member of Legion of the Cramped (acecast 2006 archive).
Zsa Zsa Gabor on housekeeping.
Historical Slumming – Generation X Dictionary
Edward O. Wilson on Ants (New York Times)
JK Galbraith quote on economists via Times Online
Jacob Jensen on simple ideas.
Quote by Chris Patten – War on drugs etc (Guardian).
You do not need to be a grammarian to know that you do not fight wars against common nouns but against personal ones. You fight a war against this or that country or enemy. Wars on drugs, wars on poverty, wars on waste - all these things are idle if grandiose ways of describing doomed political ventures.
MP Steve Pound compares Chelsea FC to the North Korean army (The Guardian).
But ultimately it is like watching the North Korean army - you can admire their expertise, but they inspire no affection whatsoever”
MP Steve Pound compares Chelsea FC to the Nortk Korean army (The Guardian).
Quote by Warren Buffett: Now’s the time to be greedy when others are fearful – Times Online
Those investors who cling now to cash are betting they can efficiently time their move away from it later. In waiting for the comfort of good news, they are ignoring [ice-hockey player] Wayne Gretzky’s advice: “I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.”
I don’t like to opine on the stock market, and again I emphasise that I have no idea what the market will do in the short term. Nevertheless, I will follow the lead of a restaurant that opened in an empty bank building and then advertised: “Put your mouth where your money was.”
Today my money and my mouth both say equities.
Warren Buffett: Now’s the time to be greedy when others are fearful - Times Online
Quote by No more Mr Nice Guy: Lynn Barber interviews Boris Johnson | Culture | The Observer
I’ve taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
No more Mr Nice Guy: Lynn Barber interviews Boris Johnson | Culture | The Observer
Quote by Ruth Sutherland: We lost sight of the true worth of things. Now let’s get it back | Comment is free | The Observer
This collapse is likely to be profitable for one fund manager who has for decades made a point of sticking to his own fundamental notions of value: the American billionaire Warren Buffett. His great mentor was Benjamin Graham, an influential American investor whose key insight was that, on the stock market, there is a deceptively simple duality. Graham called this the Class One versus the Class Two truth. A Class One Truth is a sober assessment of a company’s objective worth at a point in time: the figure you get after you add up the value of its property, cash and other assets, then subtract its debts. A Class Two Truth, by contrast, is based on external factors such as emotion, fashion and herd instinct: it is ‘true’ only for as long as we continue to believe in it, just as a designer handbag is only worth £5,000 if people think so. When there is a discrepancy between the two types of truth on the stock markets, there is a chance to make money.
Andrew Lahde’s goodbye to the hedge fund industry (the full letter, FT.com).
Recently, on the front page of Section C of the Wall Street Journal, a hedge fund manager who was also closing up shop (a $300 million fund), was quoted as saying, “What I have learned about the hedge fund business is that I hate it.” I could not agree more with that statement. I was in this game for the money. The low hanging fruit, i.e. idiots whose parents paid for prep school, Yale, and then the Harvard MBA, was there for the taking. These people who were (often) truly not worthy of the education they received (or supposedly received) rose to the top of companies such as AIG, Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers and all levels of our government. All of this behavior supporting the Aristocracy only ended up making it easier for me to find people stupid enough to take the other side of my trades. God bless America.
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Since Thomas Jefferson and Adam Smith passed, I would argue that there has been a dearth of worthy philosophers in this country, at least ones focused on improving government. Capitalism worked for two hundred years, but times change, and systems become corrupt. George Soros, a man of staggering wealth, has stated that he would like to be remembered as a philosopher. My suggestion is that this great man start and sponsor a forum for great minds to come together to create a new system of government that truly represents the common man’s interest, while at the same time creating rewards great enough to attract the best and brightest minds to serve in government roles without having to rely on corruption to further their interests or lifestyles.
Andrew Lahde’s goodbye to the hedge fund industry (the full letter, FT.com).
Quote by Billy Childish and his weird world – Times Online
Ammon Shea who read the Oxford dictionary from A to Z – Times Online
Quote by BBC business editor Robert Peston, ‘face of the credit crunch’ | Media | The Guardian
A house is somewhere to live in. It’s not a source of wealth.
Interview: BBC business editor Robert Peston, ‘face of the credit crunch’ | Media | The Guardian
Quote by James Donaghy talks to Bryan Cranston about his new TV series Breaking Bad | Culture | The Guardian
With shows like The Wire and Dexter there are no more cookie-cutter characters about. It just won’t be accepted any more; the audience is too sophisticated. I really think we’re in another golden age of television right now; the quality and standard of work is much higher than it has been in the past couple of decades.
James Donaghy talks to Bryan Cranston about his new TV series Breaking Bad | Culture | The Guardian
Quote by Roberto Saviano (The Observer).
Palin cannot name a single newspaper or magazine she reads (NJ.com).
COURIC: And when it comes to establishing your world view, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read, before you were tapped for this, to stay informed and to understand the world?
PALIN true quotes, folks : I ve read most of them again with a great appreciation for the press for the media, I mean…
COURIC: Like what ones specifically? I m curious that you…
PALIN: Um, all of em, any of em that um have been in front of me over all these years, um…
COURIC: Can you NAME any of them?
No, she cannot — not a single newspaper or magazine.
Palin cannot name a single newspaper or magazine she reads (NJ.com).
No wonder she thinks the world is 6000 years old.
Guy Browning: How to … be content (The Guardian)
The path to contentment is well signposted but generally points in the opposite direction to where we want to travel. Instead we rush off getting everything we want and then realise we don’t need any of it. A quicker way to contentment is to realise you don’t need any of the things you think you want before spending 40 years trying to acquire them.
Quote by peterbirks: Grey days (City men)
One of the many drawbacks of working here is that I see far fewer points of interest during the day about which I can write. My journey time is shorter. It mainly involves travelling in the City. City people are boring and predictable. You can tell that they are boring and predictable because they wear loud expensive shirts from TM Lewin or Hawes & Curtis to shout “look at me I’m not boring or predictable” Er, yes you are. Now, please return to Fenchurch Street or Liverpool Street for your train to Billericay or Chelmsford.
Nils Pratley: Short-sellers – the market’s unofficial policemen (Guardian).
As Seth Freedman argues, in our haste to find culprits, we are in danger of casting short-sellers as the villains of the piece. But we would do better to see them as unofficial policeman of the market. They contribute to the process financiers call “price discovery” – the way in which markets go about setting the price of goods, services and capital. Short-sellers are looking for situations where prices have risen too high. Their activity helps to limit the occasions on which lazy managements and bad companies are funded.Northern Rock is a good example. The folk who spotted the flaw in the bank’s business model were a handful of hedge funds, such as Lansdowne Partners, which opened its short position years before the Rock’s fall and continued to back its judgment as the share price soared. Lansdowne deserved its eventual payday. If more investors had shared its opinion earlier, maybe the market would never have supported such a dumb financial experiment like the Rock.
Nils Pratley: Short-sellers - the market’s unofficial policemen (Guardian).
Quote by Joseph Stiglitz: The financial crisis is the fruit of dishonesty on the part of financial institutions | The Guardian
Yet another award – but I still can’t read Rushdie (Sexton, Evening Standard)
When I was a Booker judge myself a few years ago, I had to study his contender, Shalimar the Clown, closely. Did I, on finally giving one of his novels full attention, find myself converted? ‘Fraid not. I slogged through, a militant opponent of every page. I found the overloaded sentences and overbearing manner insufferable. And I didn’t believe a word of it, which never helps.
Now it seems that I have been proved an ass once more, by popular vote, no less. But this Booker of Bookers was an odd affair. A panel of judges first selected a shortlist of six, leaving off such genuinely popular titles as The Life of Pi and The Remains of the Day. Then just that six were put to the vote. Even with online voting and considerable publicity, only 7,800 people bothered to choose the inevitable winner. So, not that popular a vote.
Yet another award - but I still can’t read Rushdie (Sexton, Evening Standard)
Nudge — important concept; but dull read (Times).
It has come because of the failure of two older ideas. The first was post-war, top-down, bureaucratic paternalism - still, bizarrely, kept alive, if only just, by Gordon Brown’s wretched regime. This depended on the economics of John Maynard Keynes and assumed that, ultimately, clever people in the government knew best. The second was neo-liberalism, the cult of the free market that, under Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher, became the orthodoxy of the West. This depended on the economics of Milton Friedman and assumed that, ultimately, people, through the workings of the market, knew best. Both had their successes and both failed. With Nudge, Thaler and Sunstein have written the textbook of the Third Way.
This third way precisely splits the difference. They call it libertarian paternalism. This means there should always be freedom of choice but there should also be nudges in the direction of doing the right thing.
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But it’s interesting stuff, you might think. Unfortunately, if you read the book you will change your mind. Although snappily packaged with its one-word title to get into the same market sector as Malcolm Gladwell’s Blink, it is a very, very dull read, a dogged march through social policies with boring lists of what nudges should be imposed and how.
The Wire, The Shield and Dexter: America’s national theatre – Times
Freed from the demands of advertising and the moral and marketing qualms of the networks, content is once again king, and the result is some of the best storytelling of our time.
The Wire, The Shield and Dexter: America’s national theatre - Times


